This joke was shamelessly lifted from web site of British comedian
Dave Gorman. Dave, if you're reading this,
I assure you that theft is the most sincere form of flattery. I even have my own page dedicated to, and about,
Are you Dave Gorman? It's a brilliant book by Dave Gorman and Danny Wallace about their adventures.
Please note: Some of the videos on this page are fairly big files and may take a while to download.
That is unless you've got a Broadband connection. Even when you've received them, they won't play
brilliantly unless you've got a reasonable computer with a decent graphics card. People visiting my
site with an early Pentium(tm) should pack up their connection and bugger-off home. Once there, have a cup
of tea and then go out and buy a new PC, or if you're bearded and bug-eyed, a Mac.
The two noisy video clips at the bottom of this page can be stopped by right-clicking them and selecting STOP or PAUSE.
And no, I'm not Moby.
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Last updated 02/08/08.