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Thanks for taking part in this little bit of audience participation. Please answer only the questions you wish to from the wide selection below. No pressure.
Please Note! Some of the questions are a touch risqué, so if you're under about 16, or take a dim view of such things, use [ this link to return to the index page. ]

Your First Name:

Your Last Name:

Your 'Street' Name:

Your E-mail address:
(Required if you'd like feedback on your feedback!)

Your Home Page address, if you're flash enough to have one:

Which of the following describes how you came to visit my site:
I followed a link from a site about Jonathan Creek.
I followed a link from a site about Doodles. God knows why.
I was browsing Tripods sites and came across a link to yours.
I saw a link on Claire Simmons' site and couldn't resist clicking it.
I was looking at the Robin Hood Owners Club site and used a link.
I was on a page about B-Bugs, and was moved to investigate yours.
I was looking at stuff about Geocaching, and saw a link to your pages.
I was using a search engine to look for something, and there you were.
Well son, the wind musta just blown me this way. (None of the above)

Which of the following best describes your opinion of my site:
I am too fat/lazy/sleepy/hip and trendy to make a selection
There's not enough porn. Where's the porn? I want porn!
Pants, i.e. "it's not as good as my own super-smashing site"
Puerile and childish. Grow up Mr Smith. You're not 15 any more
Wonderful and all-round fab (Please don't be ironic about my site)
Frightening and/or threatening in a way I was quite unprepared for
Remarkable for a boy with the face of a dog (I have missed the point)
Comfy and spacious. South facing with views of the Chiltern Hills

Which of the following best describes your view of the world:
I have no view of the world. I am Stevie Wonder
It's half full (I am an optimist)
It's half empty (I am a pessimist)
It's the first 'W' in 'WWW' (I surf too much)
It's small, isn't it? (I met someone I already knew whilst on holiday)
I can see it when I look down (I always have a smart answer ready)
All this was fields when I was young (What was the question again?)
I don't know anything about the world, but America sure is nice! (I am an American)

Describe yourself in three words:
What sort of animal would you be?:
What is your favourite record:
Your ideal place to be kissed:
Name your most favourite film: (I like cling myself)
Where was your best holiday?:
What's your favourite zoo exhibit?:
The best ice-cream flavour is what?:
Your favourite television programme:
What model of car do you drive?:
Bonus question: Is it red?:
What do you really hate?:
What is the best noise in the world?:
Today's Burning Question:
Why is pissing in the street so popular in France?
Please enter your answer in the text area below:

What's your kink? (Please tick all that apply):
Water sports
'Greek'
Voyeurism
High heels
Bondage and/or erotic asphyxiation
Fetish fabrics (i.e. Latex, Leather, etc.)
Role-playing (i.e.Adult baby/Crossdressing)
S&M
M&S (Like the kink above, but with cardigans and comfortable shoes)
Medical scene
Amazonian or big beautiful women (BBWs)
Sploshing (i.e. muddy and/or messy food)
Domination or Submission (D/S)
And/or
Something else too shocking to mention

Which one of Jim Hensons' Muppets do you
consider yourself to most closely resemble?
Please enter your answer in the text area below:

If you had a One hundred megaton nominal yield nuclear bomb to
detonate, where would you use it? (NOTE FOR BRITISH SECRET
SERVICES: I do not, nor have I ever, owned or had access to any
atomic weapons, nor do I encourage their use in built-up areas
between the hours of 11pm and 7am. So please don't conduct
a dawn-raid and put a bag over my head. Thanks.)
Please enter your answer in the text area below:

For ten bonus points, why would you explode it there?
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Which of the following is your favourite Star Trek film?
I've never seen a Star Trek film
The Motion Picture
The Wrath of Khan
The Search for Spock
The Voyage Home
The Final Frontier
The Undiscovered Country
Generations
First Contact
Insurrection
Nemesis

For ten bonus points, why do you like that one particularly?
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Select your favourite animated character:

Why do you like them?:

What would you really like to see them do?:

Do you think the following joke is in poor taste:
My girlfriend asked me to treat her like a Princess...
So I drove her at high speed into a wall.
I can't be arsed to click anything. Sorry.
Yes. You are one sick Bunny.
No. I never liked her anyway. Thin bitch.
Maybe. I am sitting on the fence... or am I? Or not? Err...

Have you ever called someone by the wrong name during sex?
I prefer not to say. I'm shy.
Yes. (Just the once I cried out, "Rover!")
Never! (I make all my lovers wear name badges to stop it happening.)

Which pages of my site did you particularly enjoy?
(Please tick all/any that apply):
The OPENING page, with directing animations
The T-SHIRT BUSINESS page
The WEB DESIGN BUSINESS pages
The WELCOME page, with Welcome animation
The MAIN INDEX page
The left-hand LINK-BAR
The TOP OF THE PAGE bit, with clock
The WHAT'S NEW? page
The OLD WHAT'S NEW? page
This great FEEDBACK page
The SOFA OF FUN page
The FLASH MOVIES pages
The JONATHAN CREEK page
The ARTY FARTY page
The WHEELS OF FIRE page
The BOND BUG-GERY page
The DOG FACED BOY page
The INDIE MAGAZINE pages
The AYLESBURY WITH BOB & CURLY page
The NAKED PHOTO ALBUM pages
The JUDITH'S BEARS OF DOOM page
The ON-LINE E-MPORIUM SHOP page
The TALE OF MONKEYS page
The TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS page
The DVD COLLECTION page
The INFORMATION page
The 'THE WICKEN MAN' page
The PORTRAITS page
The PHOENIX TRAIL ART page
The L2B BIKE RIDE pages
The PAUL IN THE MEDIA page
The THINGS I LOVE / HATE page
The STAMP LICKING page
The funky 'QUITE RICH' QUIZ page
The COOKING WITH PSYCHEDELIA SMITH page
The HOME page
The VIDEORAMASCOPE pages
The FURRY FRIENDS page of spiders
The F.A.Q's page
The ERROR/MISSING LINK page
The WELL-SOUND page
The WEB-CAM pages
The CLICK HERE pages
The BOOK OF THE... page
The 'RANDOM PAGE' page
The SECRET pages
The WORDS page
The PICTURES page
The THAT T-SHIRT page
The FUJI FP6900 pages
The PICTURE OF THE MONTH pages
The POEM - FLANNAN ISLE page
The CONTRAST page
The STOWE PHOTOGRAPHS page
The CHILTERN SCULPTURE TRAIL page
The BEKONSCOT MODEL VILLAGE TRAIL page
The I,GEOCACHER page
The STOPWATCH page
The GAS AN ARM page
Or
Any other page I've managed to miss off this list.

What would you like to see more of on my site?
(Please tick all/any that apply):
Words, English, in an order which sense makes.
Pictures, photographs and assorted graphical doings.
Animations and other charming Flash navigation things.
Video clips of a clean and wholesome 'Family-Viewing' nature.
Noises, such as comedy clips, music, system/web noises etc.
Games and Quizzes, like the 'Who Wants to be Quite Rich?' one.
Nudity. Not specifically my own, I'm quick to point out.
External links to things on other peoples sites that I really rate.
If you were in charge, how would you improve this web site?
Lastly, which organ of the human body
(i.e. Liver, Lungs, Spleen) do you think
(or perhaps like to think?) you use the most?
Please enter your answer in the text area below:

Please put a tick in this box if you'd like a reply, in which I'll mark your
answers on this page out of 10. (REMEMBER: You'll also need to put your
e-mail address for me to reply to in the box towards the top of the screen.)
Please tick in this box if you're an attractive woman who has found herself strangely drawn to me through my writing and pictures on this web site. :oÞ (Please put your e-mail address in the box towards the top of the screen!)

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