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Me, Paul Smith, with close personal friend Bianca (a French-Canadian fetish model and all-round diva) at Erotica in London - November 2003. Please note my schoolboy/idiot smile. Click here to visit her very nice site.
Charming French-Canadian fetish model Bianca Beauchamp and I relax at Erotica. Click her(e) to visit her excellent site.

How I became a Deviant Diarist for Click here to visit the official Erotic Trade Only Magazine web site Magazine:

It was while I was walking the fine line between being irreverent and irrelevant for the I.T. based Indie Magazine as a freelance journalist that I did my first feature about the world of Adult Entertainment. I'd visited the Erotica show in London and having effectively left the PC industry a few months before I was a bit short of material... Thus a column I entitled Minority Report, featured in the January 2003 issue of Indie, was born.
Afterwards, my editor asked a few questions, which I happily answered. Little did I know then that the publisher was gearing up to release a trade publication for the Adult industry. And it is an industry. There's a lot more to it than mucky videos and the dingy sex shops of yore. It's a business worth literally billions of pounds a year.
Fast forward to October 2003 when my editor asked if I would be going to Erotica again. I hadn't planned to, but I was invited along and tempted to the dark side with a free trade pass. The deal was they wanted me to do a regular piece for Erotic Trade Only Magazine, starting with issue 6 - December 2003. For the rest of the story, read on... (And maybe take a peek here.)

The annual ETO Show has become an important fixture on the UK's Adult Industry calendar. Launched in 2005, the show returns each year to the NEC outside Birmingham in the midlands and features the cream of the British and Irish trade. Being a trade-only event, just because you can read about it here, don't assume you can come along. Sorry.

There are now two videos of the ETO Show 2006 online:
ETOShow2006.mpg - 86 seconds - 12.7Mb and this
ETOShow2006.wmv - 2.6Mb version.
As of the 25th of March 2007, there's also this version:
ETO-Show.mpg - 90 seconds - 14.1Mb
Right-click and 'Save Target As...' to download.

There are two videos of the ETO Show 2008 online:
ETOShow08.mpg - 2m42s - 37.74Mb and this
ETOShow08.wmv - 6.914Mb version.
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2003: Starting with a bang.
December: Showtime! Erotica 2003.
2004: Settling into my rhythm.
January: SpeedDating: Guaranteed intercourse for £20.
February: Things that go buzz in the night.
March: London Bound!
April: Perving the eBay way.
May: Personal Service, not Personal Services.
June: Who is Peter Birch?
July: DIY with extra screws.
August: Clubbing the BDSM way. Ouch.
September: Dial ‘Oh!’ for Orgasm.
October: Making new friends - Swinging & Dogging.
November: Brumpy Pumpy.
December: Failing to show respect/respect the show.
2005: Building up the pressure.
January: “No anal sex please, we’re squeamish.”
February: “Saints above. And one underneath too.”
March: The Toy Story Pixar didn't want to make.
April: Super Size (bits of) Me.
May: Manchester Erotica or Bust.
June: Live Bex Show.
July: Paul's guide for Trade Show Virgins.
August: Fetish Models, Outstanding in their Field.
September: ETO Show Review.
October: Questions are a burden to others...
November: Skin Two Expo-sé.
December: The ups and downs of Erotica 2005.
2006: Climbing that hill.
January: Polishing my crystal balls.
February: The Language of Lust.
Feb. Company Profile: CBC - The Pluck of the Irish.
March: Out to Launch. Meeting Wicked Pictures.
Mar. Reader's Lives Feature: Jessica Drake & Stormy.
Mar. Technology News Feature.
Mar. Company Profile: Strictly Broadband - Plug(in)...
April: Beaver Espania! Adult retail in Spain.
Apr. Technology News Feature.
Apr. Technology Feature - 3GSM show in Barcelona.
May: A Box of (Internet) Dates.
May Technology News Feature.
June: IPTV - Global Digital Broadcast.
June Technology Feature - AOE show in Berlin.
June Technology News Feature.
July: Baaaargain hunting at LAM.
July Technology News Feature.
August: ETO Show II: The ETO Show Strikes Back.
August Technology News Feature.
September: Month off! (Mystery Shopper)
September Technology News Feature.
October: Lights, Camera, Sex Shop!
October Technology News Feature.
October News Feature - CombatZone Launch in Soho.
November: Skin Two Rubber Ball Weekend.
November Technology Feature - Mobile Content World.
November Technology Feature - Eurowebtainment.
November Technology News Feature.
December: Erotic-Ah! 2006 - A Visitor's View.
December Technology Feature - AOE Budapest.
December Technology News Feature.
December News Feature - Adult Film Awards.
2007: Not letting up for a moment.
January: There was no January '07 edition.
February: How Hard Can It Be? Part I
Feb. Technology News.
March: Slipped Discs - HD-DVD Vs. Blu-Ray.
Mar. Technology News.
Mar. Technology Feature - 3GSM show in Barcelona.
April: The Guild of Erotic Artists Open Day.
Apr. Technology News.
May: Anna Span's Hug a Hoodie launch party.
May Technology News.
June: How Hard Can It Be? Part II
June Technology News.
June Technology Feature - AOE in Amsterdam.
July: Fun in the sun with Slipland
July Technology News.
August: Shots Media visit and party
Aug: ETO Show III: All the fun of the trade fair
Aug. Technology News.
September: Adult Broadcasting.
Sept. Technology News.
October: Summer Porno Party.
Oct. Technology News.
November: Adults Only Show report.
Nov. Technology News.
December: Erotica's 10th Anniversary.
Dec. Technology News.
2008: Getting all breathless.
January: There was no January '08 edition.
February: Czech Mating
Feb. Technology News.
March: Passion Launch Party.
Mar. Technology News.
April: How Hard Can It Be? Part III.
Apr. Technology News.
May: Babe of the Year Awards in Prague.
May. Technology News.
June: On location with Harmony Films in Greenwich.
June. Technology News.
July: Passion Fruitful?
July. Technology News.
August: ETO Show IV: A New Hope.
Aug. Technology News.
September: TBC.
Sept. Technology News.
October: TBC.
Oct. Technology News.
November: TBC.
Nov. Technology News.
December: TBC.
Dec. Technology News.

One of my photographs from Erotica 2003:
A view from Erotica 2003, where you couldn't take a camera... I took two :-) Click here to see more Erotica photos.

BACKGROUND BOX: Erotic Trade Only Magazine is a monthly trade publication for adult product retailers & e-tailers plus distributors, manufacturers & other adult service providers - such as swinging clubs & artists working in erotica. It has a growing readership of sexy business people.

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