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With this animation I played about with motion guides plus importing images and converting bitmaps to vector graphics.
I made it, you'll not be shocked to discover, for my Wheels of Fire Page, which if you
didn't know, is about the Kitcar I bought and built when I was 25.
Just a little banner I made in about five minutes for my Jonathan Creek Page,
which features my top quality fan fiction. A very simple animation, using just two layers. Sometimes they're right, less is more.
And above, another animation in a very similar vein...
It's not as effective as the little banner, in my opinion.
Again, it seems sometimes more is less.
Another fairly simple animation for one of my sub-sites. You'll find this one standing proud on my
Arty Farty Page. Some nine years since drawing Ms Monroe, I've just noticed
that the neck of the glass bottle that her head is in is far too small to have... Oh well, I guess that's
what they call Artistic Licence. The original picture is now hanging in my bedroom.
-Constant.
A little groovy something for my Naked Photo Album pages. It now contains a lie as
these pages do currently have images of ugly family members on them...
And low, it came to pass that I did make an animation to promote more than myself. This little effort
was written to draw attention to PC components blessed with the SCSI interface which I sell. It took
all of 15 minutes to make and was, of course, a huge hit! Note: All brand names are the
trademarked property of their respective owners and are so acknowledged it hurts.
Only by selling Adaptec and Intel CPUs can you save the life of this teddy bear.
-Constant.
You don't want his fluff on your conscience, do you?
It happened again! I had a change of sales role, and thus a new animation was required. As you can see, I decided to motivate a
sales force of several hundred people (ish) by threatening the life of a teddy bear. I am evil personified, aren't I?
Only by selling Adaptec and Intel CPUs can you save the life of this teddy bear.
-Constant.
You don't want his fluff on your conscience, do you?
July 15th 2001. Another little Bob in peril animation for work. They really should employ me to add a bit of much needed pizzazz to their web site. As you can see, this short film follows on from the theme of the earlier
Bob in peril film, entitled 'Bullet Bob'. This one I call 'Dart Dodger'. I think it's self explanatory.
-Constant.
Another adventure featuring the now world famous Bob. This September animation is entitled 'Bob
in Paris' and shows Bob in peril from objects dropped by careless French tourists.
It's somewhat more ambitious and broader in it's scope than earlier efforts in the Bob in peril series, where he simply
dodged bullets and darts. Or just odder.
Only by selling Intel CPUs, Motherboards and
Server products can you save the life of this
teddy bear. He can't hold his breath for ever...
-Constant. Use the AUDIO OFF/STOP button to stop them.
You don't want his damp fluff on your conscience, do you?
Yet another animation with Bob. After the attack on America (11th of September 2001) I wasn't
100% happy with having Bob in danger from objects falling from a tall building,
so I made this animation instead. I like the way the audio track is slightly out of sync. so that sometimes the
rhythm waveforms cross. I am, as I believe I've said many times, easily pleased. This movie also appears
on the Judith's Bears of Doom Page.
In the middle of August 2001 I created a spin-off of the Dog Faced Boy Page.
And this is the animation for it. I write for a magazine called INDIE... for more info, please cast your eyes furtively over my
Indie Magazine Page, where you'll find lots of informative and amusing stuff.
Words. How can they ever be enough? I guess I must try. These animations (all a mere 115k-ish in size)
were created in December 2001 for the 'then new' Too Much Time On My Hands page.
Clicking this link will let you take a look at the story behind them. This was my first
experiment in Flash Video Streaming and I'm pleased with it. I suspect I'll be doing more in the
future. You can hardly wait, can you?
"Low, and it came to pass that I did dare to face my darkest fears, and yea, this be'eth the result"
For my Too Much Time On My Hands page, this animation changes direction at the click of a button.
It may not sound like a big deal, but believe me, it's harder to get to work right than it sounds.
Also, and by-the-by, this is my first animation with a transparent background. You can't really see it in
action here, but it's a very effective feature on the T.M.T.O.M.H. page.
Bond bugger! This fine feature from my Bond Bug-gery page allows you to view a
toy Bond Bug from various angles. Clicking on a control button flips, turns and spins the image.
For those of you who are interested in such things, it's Corgi Wizzwheels model from 1970ish.
For more Bond Bug fun 'n' games, and to see a larger version of this animation,
visit the Bond Bug-gery Page!
An animation about the falling standard of television for my Information Page.
This 73k file was made in January 2002 and is a nice use of a layer with a hole
acting as a mask. Well, I think it is, and since it's my site, it's my
opinion which counts. If you have a problem with that, Click here.
March 2002 again, and an animation inspired, in part, by a picture I made for my Arty Farty page.
This little fella uses a movie-clip several times over by scaling it. Rather cool, and yet, at the same time, very annoying. Please click
on the Stop button (bottom right corner) if it all gets too much for you.
Please click or otherwise select the charming picture above to watch a totally fab
(if I say so myself!) musical animation
I made during August 2001. It's a fairly chunky 720k file, so be prepared to wait a while
for it to download! You have my word that it'll be worth your while. If after watching this
movie you think I'm getting good at this Flash lark, I'd love to hear praise and offers of a job
doing animation from you. I will work for food. :-D
Made for The 'Robin Hood Owners Club and Register' (ROCaR) web site, this animation features
my first proper use of self-made buttons, with text that changes colour when you pass over or click it.
It's not, like, a big deal or anything. I just thought it was worth mentioning.
This file is also now on the Wheels of Fire page. Near the bottom.
There's not a lot I can say about this other than 'Sorry'.
-Constant.
