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TERMINAL PHOTOGRAPHY INDEX OLD NAKED PHOTO ALBUM PAGE: EVERY ALBUM HAS THEM!
Some pictures that remind us that it's a funny old world. That's if we'd forgotten. I'm sure we hadn't. I mean, you're looking at these pages, after all!
• September 2004, climbing Snowdon with 2/3rds of 'The House of Boo'. We strike a pose at the bottom, but the dog doesn't join in. Bitch. • Summer 2004, I get a new job as a Time Lord of all things. The Dalek was on a youth training scheme. • Maybe the most useful penknife in the world. A very worthwhile tool. • Striking a kung-fu pose on the steps of a temple in Milton Keynes. It's just one of those things you have to do. • A picture I took while at a medieval pageant. Spurt Street's in the village of Cuddington in Bucks. • Well trained!. Some locomotive topiary at an old station near Winslow, on the cycle route I used to ride with Judith. Ah, memories. • Young idiot. Taken at collage, where things like this used to happen A LOT. • The Greatstone-on-Sea Listening device which I visited before dawn in November 2000. • More of this weird place in Kent. It was built in the 20's as a forerunner of Radar. • Anyone for Tennis? Judith wipes me out with her devastating forehand. • The sphinx with Judith. She sticks her tongue out, naughty girl. Judith, not the sphinx. • In my early 20's I experimented with looking like a twat. Note the motorcycle boots. • I'd say I'd done a good job of it. I wasn't, nor have I ever been drunk. Strange but true. • Judith could make ectoplasm appear, just like that! I never worked out how she did it... • An early visit to The Chiltern Sculpture Trail (see link) see's me looking meditative. [Visit the CST web site] • Sick bunny. Poor Judith looks like she's feeling a LONG way under the weather. • Sick bunny too. And misery loves nothing more than company. • While working for Assmann, we had a Christmas dinner. I am not, nor have I ever been gay. Despite what this picture might suggest. • Bond Bugs at Woburn Abbey. This is where they were launched in 1970. [Visit my Bong Bug-gery page] • Ever wonder what your mobile phone sees when you're using it? No, me neither. • Teeth are our friend. I've not a single filling. Lucky me. • The Yarcombe Dog races. Where they race dogs in Yarcombe, in Devon. All good clean fun. • There was a time I had hair This picture proves that sometimes, this isn't a good thing. • I was born to snarl, and this picture proves it. • I also have a good face for grinning and I'm not afraid to show it. • Bald men are people too. I look serious in this pose. • I'm a fire starter. Twisted fire starter! Being taught how to fire breath by my mate Steve Barton. • Moon! It turns blood red as a luna eclipse gets going. Photographed from my bathroom window. • Judith with a sign which outlines an interesting story. • At Stowe Gardens in 2001, I think. Judith and I pull faces in the Pebble Alcove. • As above, but with added giggles. • 'Too much time on my hands' is the title of this picture, which inspired this page. • Dalek Recharge Point, proving some local authorities really do try to accommodate visitors from anywhere. Seen at a London train station. • What did the Romans ever do for us? Two talk about it at a Historic Reenactors Fayre. • In 2003 I went Ginger. Thank gawd it was only for Comic Relief! • Leggy shadow Taken close to sunset in the field behind my father's house. • "Freeze turkey". I try out a cop persona with an American police car I'd 'detailed' for a film project my brother was involved in. • "It's 106 miles to Cirencester..." My brother Adam and I are wearing sunglasses... • Work in progress. I think it was April 2003 when I worked on this car. • Adam sits on the boot before I'd done any work on this car. In January 2005 I actually appeared in a pop video he supplied a car for. I was 'Thug #2'. • In 2005 there was a series of TV and cinema adverts featuring fake minis. I spotted this ringer in a village called Cow Roast in November of that year. • I visited Great Yarmouth in November 2005. They had cool lights on the beach. This is me, taking a picture of my shadow. • Not so much an odd picture... I saw this romantic addition to Hyde Park while Geocaching there. I hope Grant and Emma are still very happy together. • I went to a fancy dress Hallowe'en party in October '05. This is me relaxing at the bar. • Me with a giant cock. There's so little left to say, I'll say nothing. • Again 'caching in London, I visited Platform 9 3/4 at King's Cross station. A well located half-a-trolly. • 'Brother Nerd' is a geocache near Exeter. I visited in September 2005 while in the area 'for work'. I had to do this to claim a find. • Is it real or is it fake? Another cock, but (and this is a spoiler) you'll notice it's been nailed down. Seen on the Ridgeway, 11/9/05. • I saw this closed shop in Exeter, and it made me giggle. I do so love to see irony in action. • While in the wild wild west country I saw this blue plaque. I liked it more than most. • On the way back from a party, I had to stop at this sign for Woburn Safari Park. • Possibly in bad taste but this is the last photo I ever took of my father, in June 2005. • I was bored. This simple three word phrase explains much of my behaviour. It was also featured in my local paper. • Seen in 2004, I had to investigate further. All the way to Gallifrey, as it turned out. I see I've included this twice, which is odd in itself. • . Legal notice - This page, inc. graphics and multimedia features are the intellectual property of Paul Smith and are protected by copyright. Last updated 04/12/05.