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TERMINAL PHOTOGRAPHY INDEX OLD NAKED PHOTO ALBUM PAGE: PAUL - A MAN AND HIS WOMEN
This page has some pictures which prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that looking like Uncle Fester from the Addams family hasn't held me back. Yes, the girls do know they're on here.
• Goddess Qing needed some help into her corset during a photo shoot in November 2006. [See more here] • I met us with Qing (pronounced Ching) again in January 2007 for another photo session, this time in a club. • By March 2007 Qing trusted me to meet a few friends. Left to right is Qing, Cecile and Mistress Eva. All lovely ladies. • Meline Hayward-Lovett was an early girlfriend. Note the hair. Mine, not hers. • January 2000 at a magazine re-launch party at a club called HOME in London. This is Poula, a half Italian girl who seemed to be looking for a father figure! • This is Lorraine, my first serious girlfriend. I was crazy about her, not least because she'd wear leather miniskirts and fishnet stockings in public... • ...You have to respect that. Naturally she dumped me for someone so far down the food chain he wouldn't even be eaten by a French person. • Catherine dressed as a tart at a New Years (1993-4) party, dumped me when she discovered my name is an anagram of 'A Shit Lump'... • ...I have several funny stories about her. All of which are far too personal to be reproduced here! Still, she's married now and happy, I hope. • Judith is a member of a unique sect which worships the 'Giant Beak in the Sky'. It's a worm thing. Here she is flying like a Crow in praise. • Although we split up in 2000 we've remained friends and still see each other. She got married in 2004, and I was delighted for her. Honestly. • When Judith smiles she can light the room up like a 100watt bulb. Bless her little cotton socks. • Judith shows that even grim glasses and an unspeakable jumper can't stop her looking lovely. • A lot more than just a pretty face, she also has a nice arse. • During one of my first outings with my Minalta digicam in 1999, I took this nice picture of Judith in the sun, whilst playing Croquet. • Here's Judith, looking slightly flushed but ever-so glamorous and lovely after a quick ride in 2000. • This is a rather tasteful, if I say so myself, picture of Sarah. It was taken by me at Stowe House near Buckingham in August 2000. • Tan was a teacher when I met her in 2001. Here she is in Bristol, I think. • A mystery woman who I've been friends with for a few years. I can't say too much about her here, as her husband may read it... • She wasn't married when I took this picture. But she was about 6 weeks later. I think this is a great photo of her. • My friend Candy, who I met in October 2002, I think. She's Greek and has just the most amazing hair. • I met 22 year old (I had to get that in, didn't I?) Lissy in January 2003, and although our relationship didn't last very long it was highly entertaining... • ...to say the least. Frankly, that's all I'm saying about it here. You'll just have to fill in the blanks for yourself. • Annie was another girl (I say girl, she's actually older than me) who I had a thing with in 2003. Lots of fun. • The lovely Toy who I spent many wonderful hours with in early 2004. • Toy gets wet, but doesn't seem to mind too much. • My mate Mel, as seen on page 185 of the May 2004 (121st) edition of Loaded Magazine. Game on! • We had a picnic at Painshill Park which was very nice. Even the killer duck attack was laughed off. [See Video Clip] • Here I am being ridden by Mel. It's ok, she was at the 7th birthday of the LFF, beating something with a stick. • She went for me! Perhaps THE picture which best sums up our relationship, lol! :-) • Mel beside the Thames on a lovely Spring evening. I gave her a hug and had a perfect moment. • Lana who I saw a few times in the summer of 2004. She helped me with an ETO piece on Phone Sex Girls and I took her to the LFF before she snogged Angel. • Lana changes. before we went to the LFF Lana wanted to get into the right outfit. We found a quiet corner for her... • This was the result. She looks lovely in a black corset, but something's missing... • ...She hides in the bushes while I ponder what the outfit needs. • 32FF breasts are hard to miss especially with a waist that small. It was like being with Jessica Rabbit! • A collar! That's what she needs. She seems happy with it. • Walking back from the event beside the railway line. Surreal but nice. • A little light posing before she got changed again. • Really beautiful skin all the way from Lithuania. • Cheeky! A hell of a way to round the day off. • Everyone say Ahhhh! Angel and I at West Wycombe. A perfect day out in May 2004. • Angel, near where I hid a geocache. Not everyone can wear red, but she makes it look easy! • My friend Kitten (yes, they do all have funny names, don't they?) who I met in January 2005. • April 2001 - Bored at a trade show, I met 'Jessica Jugs', who was very nice if a little daft. • September 2001 - Another trade show, some more girls. The magazine is Indie, which is a publication I used to write for. • February 2002 - Yet another trade show and some fresh cherubs (bar the one on the left) press their breasts into my shoulders and back. Oh how I hate that. • August 2006 - Danni who dances for SpearmintRhino and me in a Soho cellar sex shop. [See more here] • When Dante Posh's bottom needed polishing, lesser men stood by. I however, sprung into action like a well oiled- err- spring. [See more here] • This German lady appeared at most events so we had to get a photo. She's another dominatrix, and when by bluff was called I did end up kissing her arse. • Making new friends at the Expo. I am a whore for this sort of thing, sorry. It's something I'm going to get help for. [See more here] • When I photographed Chris and Lisa in 2005, the shot I got of me with them looked like I was mugging them. So I was delighted to get this shot of us. • More Dante Posh, all 6ft of her, in a dress by Pretty Pervy. She was a good sport and put up with my photographic demands of her like a pro... [See more here] • Meeting Angel Long at the '06 Venus in Berlin, was a giggle. [See more here] • With some of the AOE Angels in Budapest, while working in the city covering the AOExpo for ETO in November '06. [See more here] • At the ETO Show awards night in July '06, with Helen Durance (left) and her friend. I have to say, working for ETO has its upside... • Early in 2006 I met Jessica Drake (on my right) and Stormy Daniels, adult film actresses. I wish I'd dressed up a bit more. And lost three stone. • Some years earlier (note the darker hair) at a European Computer Trade Show I was again being pressured by the crowd into posing with another lovely lady. • I had to visit the Erotica show in November 2003. I didn't want to, I was forced, you understand. I had to be there to write a bit for ETO Magazine. Bianca's site. • These 22 year old twins posed for me for ETO magazine in July 2005. God bless 'em. Sadly it does look like I'm mugging the poor things. [See more here] • This is Jill, one of the lovely girlies I've met through my Jonathan Creek fan fiction, as seen on my Jonathan Creek page. it was 2002 and she smelt nice. • St. George's day 2002 - I was encouraged to be patriotic and wear something to work reflecting this. All I had available was this pair of swimming shorts. • In June 2002 I met another buddy from the 'net, Claire. She's the poshest person I've ever spoken to, as demonstrated by this '1571' answer-phone recording. Apart from being funny and v. smart, she's also a smirker. And an ex-smoker, which she should be congratulated on. Learn more about Claire here. Legal notice - This page, inc. graphics and multimedia features are the intellectual property of Paul Smith and are protected by copyright. Last updated 27/03/07.