Thanks for visiting my Too Much Time On My Hands page:
You know how it is. The impulse purchase of a neon light in a 'Gadget Shop' as a Christmas gift for a friend.
A bored moment at home. The sudden recollection of a Judo suit in the garage... I imagine it happens time and again up and down the country.
Please dear God, don't let it just be me. Anyway, it all started with the picture below, and them promptly spiralled out of control in an orgy
of green lighting and face pulling. In the end I put the lamp back in it's box and handed it over without regrets*. There would, I said to myself,
be other lamps. Perhaps lilac next time. (Click here to discover if my prophecy came true!)
*In the end I couldn't go through with it. He'd seen this page, and I couldn't, in all honesty, give him a gift that he knew had been in my mouth.
Sorry Gavin. For Christmas I gave him a nice, drool-free book instead.
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Last updated 18/10/03.
