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	These pages may appear to be a bit of a 'Temple-of-Paul', and the pictures either side of this text set the tone for this. I apologise for that. It's just wherever I go, there I am, handy to be photographed either to add a much-needed human element to a picture, or just to show scale. Anyway, I'm sorry I dominate this Naked Photo Album so much. On the temple front, my body is a temple. Sadly, it's a temple dedicated to the worship of Chips. (A note for Americans. I mean Fries.)
I know you'll be very keen to see more of my life-changing pictures, so come back in a few days and I promise even more will have been uploaded to their respective page. In the meantime, why not check out the great photos of cuddly toys on the Judith's Bears of Doom page? Oh, ok. Well, perhaps later then? If you like teddy bears, but prefer them to be bad-mouthed and talking about Aylesbury, a town in Buckinghamshire, UK, AND YOU'RE OVER 18, then you need to use this link to visit Aylesbury with Bob & Curly. Also make the time (get an adult to help you perhaps) to inspect my Arty Farty Page, where you'll find some more creative photographs and all sorts of strange and upsetting stuff that I've drawn or knocked together from bits of driftwood. Failing that, have a look at my Portraits or Home pages.

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Other than some shots scanned in from APS or 35mm prints, the pictures on my site were taken with my old Minolta Dimage V digital camera, as pictured left (640 x 480 resolution, how did I cope?!) or with my newer Casio QV-8000SX which is the best 1.3MP camera in the world- Ever! Anyway, it produces bigger and better shots than the 0.3MP Minolta. Both cameras were supplied by www.hitech-uk.com who do a fine range at some very very good prices. News! - Since the Casio is a big old lump of a digicam, I also bought a little lightweight Fuji A201 2.0Mp pocket camera from work for photographing the inside of my pocket. By accident, obviously. Anyway, there's a picture of it below (the silvery one) and it's worked-out as a very good compact digicam.

Update: And then a Canon Powershot Pro70 came to my attention at a price I couldn't refuse. So that's three digital cameras now, which is, I feel, enough for any mortal. Updated update: August 2002. Fook. A cheap Fuji Finepix 6900 Zoom. What was I supposed to do? 6x optical zoom, 6 mega-pixel output and all for just £379, rather than the £499 that everyone else seems to want for it. Dammit, I'm only human! Well anyway, what's done is done. The good news I'm now selling the Canon. Any offers? Update on the updated update: September 2002. God bless eBay. £175 for the Canon, sold to a man with eyebrows the like of which I'd never before seen on a human being. Hooray for capitalism. Further update: September 2003. I've just made my first purchase through eBay - A Fuji s5000 that's coming to me from Hong Kong. This means My FP6900 will be up for grabs. Any offers?

		One day, early in 2002, I made the mistake of thinking about getting a camcorder... Left is my Panasonic NV-DS27B Mini DVC with lots of funky features for me to play with. Now I've semi-mastered compressing video down to tiny files, I've posted several snippets featuring interesting stuff. So get yourself mentally prepared for that before clicking here to visit my Wold famous (like World famous, but extra popular in Linconshire) VIDEORAMASCOPE page.

To ease your surfing experience and speed-up image loading, this page has been broken up into several smaller ones. Please use (such a nasty word) the links below to find what you're looking for. Even if you don't know what you're looking for, you can still use these links to find it: When I was young... Red Hot and Cool in Cyprus! Who are you calling a cycle-path? It's true, I am a real wheel nut! I work(ed) hard for a living. How do you get two Whales in a Mini...? If you want to get ahead... Wild-Wild-West-Country. Two go Mad in Madeira! Other fun-fun-fun in the sun-sun-sun. Every album has them! Home sweet home. Just a stones throw away... Holiday North of the Border. So far, Herstmonceux good. Barrr-Ceeee-Lo-Naaaa! Rhodes signs Milan and/or bust. Paul: A man and his women. [ Other handy links¬ Portraits. London Pix page. Barcelona Pix animation. Pix from my Home page. VIDEORAMASCOPE twisted home-videos Page. Weird Web-Cam Pages. Arty Farty page. Fuji FinePix 6900 pages.

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