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Final update: 12th November 2003. What was New? All this:WOW! I've decided that this site has become rather dated, as well as tricky to navigate. Future updates will be made to the new site: 'Fresh!' So I suggest you look there for new stuff in future!
Updated 11th October 2003. What was New? All this: ii) Video delight urge? Discover release via the VIDEORAMASCOPE page. Here you will meet Lava Lamp pleasure and Derren Brown face-shooting warnings. iii) Learn about more DVD's including Peter Kay's excellent second series of Phoenix Nights. iv) Observe: I'm selling one of my many digital cameras. Read about it here.
Updated 28th September 2003. What was New? All this: i) I had an e-mail from well known journalist and 'Weird Weekend' documentary maker Louis Theroux! The story is this: I send him this e-mail: Hello Louis I'm emailing you to say how much I enjoyed the Volume II DVD of The Best of Weird Weekends which I bought yesterday from HMV (£12.99 bargain!). I'd not really seen your work before last year, when I viewed probably the most [a word which means intensely funny, yet emotionally taught] piece of television it's ever been my good fortune to catch. The Hamilton's episode won lots of awards, I hope. If it didn't, you were robbed. In contrast, I found your Hypnosis investigation very difficult to watch. I just wanted to shout 'Wake up and smell the bullshit you dozy Americans!' at the screen. I'd not call it shocking, as people have preyed on the weak, needy and desperate since the dawn of time, but it was sickening to watch it being lapped up so readily. It reminded me that one person in twenty is in the bottom 5% intelligence bracket. And in a nation of 250 million people, that's 12.5 million potential victims of Marshal and his ilk. Grim. Swingers, Wrestling (I have a tin tea tray just here I can hit myself with for kicks later) and South Africa were a lot easier to watch. :-D Have you ever thought about doing a LT'sWW on british BDSM? I know a guy who insists on being called Masterful Dominator who's 72 and actually called Reg. There's a whole weird protocol which goes with the lifestyle too, plus a subculture based on rules and routine... Anyway, just a thought :-) Lastly, why is there no www.LouisTheroux.com or .co.uk? It'd be nice for fans and other admirers of your work to have somewhere to get information, background on some of your adventures... audio clips... who knows what. Every celebrity (oh yes you are. Don't try to deny it) should have one. Kind regards and best wishes for your future enterprises. Keep up the weird work.
Paul Smith And he replied: Hi there, I just wanted to say thanks for writing. I appreciated your thoughts on the shows and I'm glad you enjoyed the DVD. No plans for a website yet - it's time-consuming enough just doing the shows. All best to you, Louis All round nice bloke. :-) ii) Several smashing new photographs of people (well, people and me) have unmysteriously appeared on the Portraits page. iii) Lots of new video clips, including me driving like an idiot (8 /22Mb!), being a long way north (888Kb), farting about on Ben Nevis (6Mb/3Mb), and fooling about in Barcelona (25Mb!), are available to you, my adoring public, on my Videoramascope page. iv) DVDs added: Several, mostly from the world of Television. Take a look for yourself. v) Indie Magazine page. Added to with Octobers throbbing column of I.T. gristle which is entitled: Going Back The Hard Way. vi) The Arty Farty page has been blessed with a composite image of me. 29 years lie between my right eye and my left. Go. Look. Enjoy. Regret. Disgust. Death. vii) Naked Hats. Look for yourself, if you feel so inclined. viii) Another geocache which I've hidden has been added to my I, Geocacher page. ix) Minor changes to my Book of the Whatever, Naked Photo Album Index and Naked Barcelona pages. Happy hunting.
Updated 28th August 2003. What was New? All this: i) More pictures and a video of Bekonscot model village which I took there last month while visiting with my mate Gavin and his kids have been added to the Bekonscot page. ii) My Stowe Pix page has been thoroughly updated and expanded with many new pictures taken in the last few months. iii) The Bond Buggery page has a new link to a video of an Bug which made it as far as New York! iv) The DVD page has quite a few new additions, including Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends Vol. I & II. v) NEW PAGE! I discovered Geocaching, which is a sort of hi-tech treasure hunt game a couple of months ago and I now have my own caches out there, waiting to be discovered. Read more about them and this fast growing sport on the I, Geocacher page. vi) Fresh to the Videoramascope page are a couple of videos I shot in Scotland in July and one of a near fatal rail accident I was involved in. Chilling stuff. Plus these others: Attack on Herstmonceux Castle and Death from Above! (In 2880) vii) The Indie Magazine page has my latest columns for that fine organ. viii) A new 'teletext' navigation element has be added to the Index page. ix) There's a new 'secret' page featuring the charms of a lady called Victoria. Thank God for silicon. x) New music has been added to several pages, including a scary/hissy tune on the Furry Friends page. xi) There's a page with the words to Lewis Carroll's The Jabberwocky, reached via one of the video clip pages. xii) The Home Page has several new photographs taken from my bedroom window. xiii) A new page! Naked Photo Album - So far, Herstmonceux good. xiv) An updated page! Naked Photo Album - Holiday North of the Border. xv) A sort of new page! Flash navigation feature for the left frame. xvi) Re-edited - That infamous Milan Hotel video. You know, the one with the music and the mirror... xvii) There may be more. I've been quite busy you see... too busy to update this site in almost 3 months. I'm a lazy git and no mistake. Anyway, please e-mail me if you spot anything not on this list. Go on, be useful for once!
Updated 3rd June 2003. What was New? All this: i) A new page! Photographs from my visit to Bekonscot model village are here. It's a wonderful place and I urge you to inspect this page at your earliest convenience. ii) The DVD page - Futurama Series 3. Hoorah. iii) That's it. I thought it was worth saying.
Updated 1st June 2003. What was New? All this: i) More new DVDs for my DVD page, including The Guru, Taxi 2 and the ever excellent Sleuth. ii) There's a fun video I shot at Bekonscot model village which can be seen here or another video shot there is here. iii) This week I've been out and about Geocaching quite a bit and there will probably be a page dedicated to it - and the pictures I take whist persuing my goals - in due course. But not yet. [August 18th update: See above!] iv) I've added a few pictures and words to the Portraits, Wheels of Fire, Bond Bug-gery, Aylesbury with Bob & Curly (18+), Flash Animation - Welcomes, and Arty Farty pages. Plus Naked Photo Album - Stones Throw Away - Odd Pictures - Hat - Cyclepaths - Wheelnut pages.
Updated 22nd May 2003. What was New? All this: i) The Indie Magazine page is freshly bejeweled with my July bit, which is all about Geocaching, of all things. ii) 28 Days Later is a film. Work out where I might have put a mention of it for yourself. iii) Big Chopper. Over 6Mb of high-altitude fun. That's all I'm saying.
Updated 14th May 2003. What was New? All this: i) It's been a busy couple of weeks. The official Chiltern Sculpture Trail web site has been launched! Woop!
 ii) Indie magazine still like what I write for them. The June column is where you'd expect it to be, on the Indie Page. iii) Grosse Pointe Blank, a very good film, has been added to the pointless list on my DVD Page. iv) Top Gear Magazine have taken the smart move of printing another of my e-mails. See it on my Dog Faced Boy Page. I'm not sure if they're going to send me anything for my efforts this time though... v) The VIDEORAMASCOPE Page now has a couple of examples of a technique I've developed for the official 'CST' site. I call it Rotorscoping and it's a way of showing the three-dimensional form of sculptures. I actually used a similar device in 1992ish when I.... vi) My Home Page has a couple of new pix taken from my bedroom window. One was taken at dawn, one at dusk. vii) The original, personal, Chiltern Sculpture Trail Page has been lightly reworked, to remove rude words and add fresh information and pictures. viii) An all-new page, the Gas an arm Page, can be found by clicking the glaringly obvious link.
Updated 27th April 2003. What was New? All this: i) I did something the other night that I've not done since my 18th birthday. Bizarrely, even though that was 13 years ago, there is a curious link between the two events. If only Mrs Connolly had been involved it would have been the full set. Can you guess what it was? There were lots of other people around, before you get any funny ideas... Have a think and send me an e-mail with your guess. ii) Back to the web site! The Wheels of Fire Page has pictures of my kit cars new seats. A beautifully pert pair of OMP Comforts. Yum. iii) There's another new video of me leaping off of art which I filmed in the rain at The Chiltern Sculpture Trail. iv) More fresh stuff (My Little Eye, Monty Python's The Life Of Brian, Twelve Monkeys) is on the DVD Page. v) Last, but certainly not least, I met the chap who runs the Chiltern Sculpture Trust the other day. He saw my personal Chiltern Sculpture Trail page and commissioned me to produce an official site! This link will let you see a development version. Basically what I've done on the project so far. Or click here to see the 'finished', on-line, live version.
Updated 13th April 2003. What was New? All this: i) The Chiltern Sculpture Trail Page is a new addition which takes you for a stroll around this very interesting place. If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise. In the shape of seven little tin houses and a Fish Tree, amongst others... ii) There's a new video of me leaping off of art which I filmed at The Chiltern Sculpture Trail. It's also on the VIDEORAMASCOPE Page. iii) The DVD page has been added to. You can work out just how all by yourself. iv) An example of my ceramic artistic skills (or lack there of) is now on the Arty Farty Page.
Updated 6th April 2003. What was New? All this: i) There's a nice picture of Waddesdon Manor that's accessed via my Naked Photo Album - Cyclepath Page. ii) See Judith Isle Surfing and me being silly with a US Highway Patrol car on my Videoramascope Page. iii) There's a few new pictures on my Portraits Page too! iv) Finally, there are these random pictures of a really big penknife and these two shots of my brother Adam and I.
Updated 2nd April 2003. What was New? All this: i) Yet another new page has been uploaded. This one to house my collection of pictures of Stowe House public school and the National Trust managed grounds which surround it. ii) The Arty Farty Page has a couple of extra pictures from my past. Specifically one of my feet and a four foot tall painting of spacecraft. iii) A few links added, a bit of 'Gavin's Perspective' text revisited on the Naked Photo Album - Milan and/or Bust Page, there's a new picture of Aylesbury on the Aylesbury with Bob & Curly Page, and a couple of mistakes sorted. And, for now, that's your lot.
Updated 30th March 2003. What was New? All this: i) I've been to Italy for a couple of days (one of which was unplanned) this week, so you'll find lots of new pictures and a tale or two on my Naked Photo Album - Milan and/or Bust Page, plus the Portraits Page, and there's several videos from the trip on the VIDEORAMASCOPE Page. ii) There's a new page on how my motoring tastes have changed in the last 10 years: Contrast Page. iii) A video of Bush and Blair singing 'Endless Love' came my way today and was deemed funny enough to be on my site. Because it's someone elses work, it can be accessed via the A Tail Of Monkeys Page. iv) Other stuff I'll tell you about another time ;-)
Updated 23rd March 2003. What was New? All this: i) When will I ever learn? I've just bought a 4ltr. Jaguar. See pictures of it on my Naked Photo Album - Wheel Nut Page. ii) I took some nice pictures of the view from my dads house. Click here to see them edited together. iii) The Arty Farty Page now has a fresh strange edited arty picture on it. Of me again, sorry. iv) My Home Page has some new pictures from my home.
Updated 16th March 2003. What was New? All this: i) I've just this minute remembered I added a whole 10 things I want to do before I die section to the Sofa of Fun Page ages ago. Sorry. :-) ii) This page has been split from the 2000 and 2001 Updates to speed loading. iii) The 'Thanks for filling in my feedback page' page has been changed to include my own answers to the Feedback Page questions. iv) The London 2 Brighton Cycle-ride Pages now have a few words from a man who rode the 58 miles with a arm chair strapped to the front of his bike. True. v) There's Aprils stuff on the Indie Magazine Page. vi) The Wheels of Fire Page has a few fresh pictures and comment about my Kit Car, inspired by the lovely weather we've been enjoying recently. vii) Additions to the Naked Photo Album Pages: A whole page about Comedy Hats! Plus several new pictures and comment on the Every Album Has Them Page. viii) Loads of little details sorted. More for my satisfaction than for yours though.
Updated 9th March 2003. What was New? All this: i) New pictures from a March trip to London are on the LondonPix page. There are links around, if you look for them. ii) A new page has arrived, in the shape of the Poem Page. Read Gibson's 'Flannan Isle' with suitable images and sounds. iii) There's a link to my e-friend Claire's site on the Main Index Page. iv) Thanks to my dad, there are lots of new pictures, including this one on my Naked Photo Album pages. v) New DVDs (Enigma, Blade II, etc.) Are proudly displayed on my DVD Listing Page. Many have seeked to steal it's treasures. None have returned. vi) Lastly, the Flash Movies Page has been split, extended and generally sorted out, to bring you the latest news on what's hot and what's not in the world of my Flash Animations. vii) See a picture of Romans on the 'Odd' Naked Photograph Album Page.
Updated 2nd March 2003. What was New? All this: i) There's a Picture of the Month Page for you to enjoy, which features some picture seen nowhere else on my site. ii) The Indie Magazine Page has a fresh column for March. Plus the page has now been split into pages to improve loading speeds. iii) Lots of general tidying has been done, and the Fuji Finepix 6900 Page has some details about this amazing camera as well as pictures. iv) The T-Shirt Shop Page is sporting my new summer collection of t-shirts. v) Lastly the Secret Pages have been extended with a new section of pervy fun. Tacky? Moi?
Updated 15th February 2003. What was New? All this: i) There's been a few changes to the Paul's Stupid Face Generator feature on the main Index page. ii) Lots of new pix from Rhodes have struggled onto the Naked Photo Album pages... iii) Yes, that's right, Pages. The NPA has been broken into smaller pages to help with loading times. iv) The Judith's Bears of Doom page has an extra picture. Whoop, I'm sure. v) Also new to the Naked Photo Album Pages is a picture of a Dalek Recharge Point sign in Kings Cross Station. See the 'Every Album Has Them' page of odd shots. vi) The 'secret' game reached by completing The Who Wants To Be Quite Rich quiz has been updated and expanded. vii) The DVD Collection Page has received a few extra disks. viii) There's a new Flash link to The Wicken Man Page somewhere above. Maybe.
Updated 8th February 2003. What was New? All this: First-off, a message for Kris and others: I'm sorry, I've been busy! i) Many new features like the Stopwatch and Wicken Man Pages have been added in recent weeks. Also see the new Obsessive picture on my Book of the Whatever Page. ii) Nice additions have been glued to my Portraits and Home Pages too. iii) The VIDEORAMASCOPE Page has a great new feature; Some Super-8 film I shot in about 1992! Plus many new clips from my early experiments. Then there's always my totally revamped Web-Cam Page... iv) Visit the DVD Page for some new pictures and the news on my bulging collection! v) The Paul in the Media Page has a bit more of the story about how I was almost locked up for a week. I still don't name the evil bitch involved though... vi) There are new (that's new, not nude, Gavin) pictures of an ex-girlfriend on my Naked Photo Album pages. vii) The Indie Magazine Page has had Februaries (can this be the right spelling?) greasy column stuffed up it. viii) Something funky has happened to my CLICK HERE! Pages. ix) Aylesbury with Bob & Curly (18+) has been extended with fresh pictures and enhanced swearing. x) There are lots of new noises on many pages (i.e. the F.A.Q's Page) and on the main Index animaticon. xi) Have a peek at the Arty-Farty Page to see me as a jedi, or visit the Online Shop Page to treat yourself to your very own Fridge-Friesian! xii) Lots of fresh animated gifs and fruity Mouse Pass-Over fun'n'games are on the Main Index Page. xiii) New things have happened to the Words and Top Pages! xiv) Well, those are the Major changes. Lots of little details have been fixed and/or tidied too. I hope you enjoyed your visit. Please let me know if you read this section my clicking here. Thanks.
Updated 18th December 2002. What was New? All this: i) It's been a while, so there's lots of updates to inform you about. Let's kick off with my T-Shirt Business page, where you'll find designs of taste and distinction.
   ii) The Arty Farty page has some new Arty Farty pictures on it. iii) The Who Wants To Be Quite Rich game has been refreshed with some new questions to tax your brain (at 17.5%) iv) The Monkey Story page now has a link to a wonderful 'Tim Cavanaugh sings 99 Dead Baboons' MP3 file. Please buy his album if you like this track. v) The Secret pages now have all new and AMAZING features! I bet you still can't find them though.... vi) Minor updates to the Home and Portraits pages. vii) Little touches added to the TMTOMH and Sofa of Fun pages. viii) My adventures with a) Subterranean tunnels and b) Dinosaurs have been added to my Videoramascope page. ix) Indie magazine! How could I have forgotten? Perhaps the same way that they've forgotten to pay me for the last 6 months? Anyway, this link will take you to see my January 2003 contribution. x) Bits and bobs have been done to the minor updates to the Book of the...Whatever, DVD and E-mporium Shop pages. Why not go and have a look for yourself?
Updated 16th November 2002. What was New? All this: i) I've discovered how to imbed video into HTLM pages (it's amazing the skills you can pick up online, isn't it?) and so now all my Videoramascope page films appear on little television sets. I've also added some video from my recent trip to the wild-wild-west country. Specifically, moisture at Mousehole and Paul: The Amazing Self-Captioning Man. ii) The portrait page has an addition, taken a few weekends ago at the first ever 'proper' football match I ever attended. Arsenal Ladies Vs. Some hairy great Belgiums. iii) The Indie magazine feature has November and December columns on it. Discover why I'm different from Santa Claus (and it's not that he comes but once a year) and the links between IT and GTI's. iv) The Naked 'Photo Album Page has the story, plus pictures, rather obviously, from my recent weird weekend adventure: The End of the Land Show. v) My DVD Page has several key additions, including Series 2 of Futurama and Star Wars episode 2, too.
Updated 13th October 2002. What was New? All this: i) I've uploaded more video from my Alton Towers trip to my VIDEORAMASCOPE Page for you to admire. See the Air and Nemesis rides in action. ii) Fresh images from my bedroom (and bathroom, for a change) have been posted to my Home Page. iii) The DVD page now has added Baddiel & Skinner, The Medusa Touch, etc. iv) The Shower-Cam Page will bring you fresh insights into my private life... v) The Naked Photo Album pages has a new cracking picture of the County Council Offices tower in the middle of Aylesbury, which I hate, on it. vi) There's an Mpeg video of my house on the Videoramascope page too. Yes, I know it sounds dull, but it isn't.
Updated 7th October 2002. What was New? All this: i) Did I get you? There is no September the 31st! (See below). I am just KrAzY, it's true. ia) I went to Alton Towers this week and shot some brilliant video. Have a look at my understated VIDEORAMASCOPE Page to see what I mean. ii) A new animated Flash button appears at the top of the page in 'Frames Mode'. If you're not in 'Frames Mode' now, and your browser does support frames, click here. It also appears on the Main Index Page. iii) There's a lovely new Flash animation and set of links on my Sofa of Fun Page. As they say, 'In life, a man wears many hats' iv) There's a new 18-Plus Page for my classy adult visitors. v) The Portrait page has an extra eye in it. Does that make it the Portrait Page? vi) The DVD now comes with added scream, thanks to Monsters inc. and From Hell. vii) The Home Page has a couple of nice new misty morning shots from my bedroom window on it. viii) I know I've mentioned it once already, but the Going Down video is just so cool. I beg you, take the time to download it. Here's a still image from it to whet your appetite:
Updated 31st September 2002. What was New? All this: i) The last time I was uploading this page, I was struck by an earthquake. My first reaction was, "What the hell are they doing next door?" It was only when I heard a news report on the radio the following morning that I gave up on the idea of knocking on their door and demanding to know why on Gods Earth they were vibrating at the resonant frequency of my monitor at 1:00am in the morning. Phew. Close call. ia) ...and on with the show: Lots added to my DVD page, due in part to the funds I raised selling one of my four digital cameras... At a profit! God bless eBay. For more about the grand sale, please visit my Naked Photo Album pages. ii) Loads of links updated and added around the site, to make your visit more immerseve, or some-such. iii) A few other minor updates... but tonight I really can't be arsed to tell you about them. There's some good telly coming on in a minute and I'm off to be a couch potato rather than a cyber freak for a bit. Happy bloomin' surfin'.
Updated 22nd September 2002. What was New? All this: i) I have a new page for my pictures of people. Stunningly, it's called my Portrait Page, and it has some lovely pictures, like these:
ii) The main index animation on the main index page has been refreshed. iii) The VIDEORAMASCOPE page has a link to the Italian Job '57 video mentioned below. iv) tHE iNDIE mAGAZINE PAGE HAS - damn. That's better - been updated with Octobers column. v) There's a new picture of Dave Gorman and Danny Wallace by Mark N. on my Book o' the... page.
vi) The Arty-Farty page has an updated 'Head-in-a-jar' animation and
funky new pop-art background image, thus: 
Updated 9th September 2002. What was New? All this: i) My DVD page...etc. ii) A new page to commemorate the 5th anniversary of the death of Diana can be found here. iii) A couple of new photographs taken from my bedroom window are now on show to the world on my Home page. iv) The Bond Bug-gery page has a lot of new stuff on it from last weekends Microcar rally. This 1Mb video file, for example. v) Some new pictures can be found here: Art of the Phoenix Trail Page. vi) All the main pages have had their scroll-bars recoloured away from drab grey to something more in keeping with the sites general hues (red, white, black, purple) or subject matter. vii) A handsome pair of new pictures of my kit car are where you'd expect them to be: Here. viii) And lastly, there is a lovely picture like this...
Updated 26th August 2002. What was New? All this: i) The Book of the Whatever Page has a link to a full sized DG poster. ii) The Indie Magazine Page has received a fresh lick of word-paint. (September 2002 column). iii) The Naked Photo Album pages has received many many pictures from a) my trip to Rhodes, plus b) a link to a new Fuji Finepix 6900 zoom Digital Camera Page and c) a link to new Art of the Phoenix Trail Page. iv) Just the most brilliant 57 seconds of your life can be accessed by clicking the Born to be Wild icon on my Videoramascope Page. v) New titles have been added to my DVD Page. vi) The Paul in the Media Page has some additions, as does the Bond Buggery Page, in the shape of some early pictures of my Bug (when it was still yellow) and a magazine article I wrote back in '96 on Buggery. You want more? Tough! Come back in a while and some sparkling new nonsense would have been uploaded to this, my web kingdom!
Updated 4th August 2002. What was New? All this: i) New silly 'web cam' shot on the main Index page. ii) DVD page added to again. iii) Lots of Mursley Water-tower shots (taken with my new 6 mega-pixel Fuji Finepix 6900 camera, no less) have been added to the Naked 'Photo Album page for you to admire.
Updated 20th July 2002. What was New? All this: Only lashings of new things on the:
Indie Magazine (August 2002 column), Happy visiting.
Updated 14th July 2002. What was New? All this: i) Updated message from Claire. ii) Wee extra on the DVD page. Palookaville. I've not watched it yet, but I've heard it's good. Please e-mail me if you have something to say about it. iii) Tiny addition to the Book of the whatever page. iv) And a better addition (a video of hovercraft in action no less) on the Videoramascope page.
Updated 7th July 2002. What was New? All this: i) My first commercial job for Hartfield Entertainment is coming along. See it here. ii) The DVD and Naked Photo Album pagess have been updated with fresh stuff.
Updated 22nd June 2002. What was New? All this: i) All the pictures from my London to Brighton Cylcle Ride for The British Heart Founation have been uploaded. See blood, sweat, gravy and egg over the punishing 56 mile course. ii) Here's a picture of the London Eye wheel I took after I'd failed to get in to see Dave Gorman recording his new show at BBC Television Centre: [ Eye ] iii) The DVD list has been added to. Hugh Grant's finest work: Mickey Blue Eyes. iv) The Naked Photo Album and Arty Farty pages have been updated with fresh pix.
v) And that, for now, is it. Except for these pictures of Westminster Bridge and the Houses of Parliment I
took the same day as the 'Eye' one above. [ Near ]
[ Far ]
Updated 15th June 2002. What was New? All this: i) The business pages have had a Flash version added to show off a little of my skill with this flexible communications tool. ii) The DVD page has been updated with my latest purchases. iii) The Indie page is freshly resplendent with July 2002's column.
Updated 4th June 2002. What was New? All this: i) A new Indie column is on the...oh work it out for yourself! ii) More importantly, you should have seen a new link to my Business Pages on the way in. That's right. It's time to turn this nonsense into cold hard cash. Please take a look if you like what I've done with my own site. There's another link, top left, if you some-how missed the one just above. iii) It has a funky fading bullet point thing you know. iv) As does the main Index page now too. It's that funky. I had to use it again. :o) v) Fresh grist for the DVD Mill can be found here.
Updated 26th May 2002. What was New? All this: i) All new 'Paul in the Media' page, to chart some of my exploits. ii) Various other wee updates, including spelling 'zephyr' correctly on the Z page and updating some links on the Sofa of Fun page.
Updated 12th May 2002. What was New? All this: i) A. N. Other new feature, a page all about things that make me say "Mmmmm" and "Auuugh!". And yes, Badgers are heavily involved. Find a link to THINGS I LOVE / THINGS I HATE. ii) See what my mum would say I'd: "Wasted my money on this time" on my freshly added-to DVD page. iii) There's a new picture of me and my kitcar on the Arty Farty and Naked Photo Album pages. iv) And my best ever photograph of my favourite trees (doesn't everyone have a favourite tree? I refuse to believe it's just me) is on my Home page and also here. There's also a rather nice picture of a water tower here.
Updated 4th May 2002. What was New? All this: i) Have a look at Barcelona through my eyes in this excellent (modest, moi?) Flash animation. ii) Big deal. The DVD page has been updated. iii) There's a feature so unique (which is a daft thing to say. It's either unique or it isn't) that I know you're going to love using it. The Internet's first (and I suspect only and last) Automatic Postage Stamp Licker! iv) Another thing for the Indie Magazine page, but not a column this time. No. Rather unusually, a cheque. Um. Cheque it out for yourself? (Now punching himself hard in the face on your behalf).
Updated 28th April 2002. What was New? All this: i) May's rather rapidly cobbled together bit for Indie Magazine has been posted up onto the Indie Magazine page. Where else? ii) On the Aylesbury with Bob & Curly page there's a new picture of Aylesbury. It's nicer than the last one of the towns skyline. iii) The Splat game for people who want to kill electronic bugs is now finished (at long last!) and is accessible via the Quiz page. iv) The NPA (see below) has a fresh shot or three from my second trip to London's fine Comedy Store on it now. I can tell you're thrilled for me. Slightly better are a girl wearing Union-Jack knickers and me showing off my teeth in a way you may never have seen before. See it all in living Technicolor. v) You should have seen a few changes to the Welcome page on the way in. It was just a little light refreshment, so to speak. vi) There's one of my all time favourite photographs on the Arty Farty page now. Let me know if you like my vision of St. Paul's Cathedral.
Updated 21st April 2002. What was New? All this: i) Lots of new pictures from my trip to Barcelona have reached the comparative safety of my Naked 'Photo Album and Arty Farty pages. ii) A picture entitled Jill and Ben is now on the NPA (I can't be bothered to type the whole name again) too. Want to know more? Go take a look for yourself. iii) A secret (yet strangely advertised here) game featuring insect cruelty can be reached by completing my Quiz page. iv) Yet again on the NPA page - A picture of some people with bicycles. Not one of my best. v) My DVD list has been spruced (Can you spot my lie? Look near Amilie) vi) Top photographer Martin Beddall asked me to add a copyright notice to a picture of Alan Davies which I'd blatantly stolen from his web site. Which, all things considered, was very good of him. The notice is now there, so hands off.
Updated 7th April 2002. What was New? All this: i) Thrill at my new quiz animation! Gasp in wonder at it's wonderfulness. Click here for enlightenment. ii) Links to this new quiz page and also the Cooking with Psychedelia Smith page have been added all round. Check out the Waffle-link-icon-button-thing on the main Index page. iii) I've dropped a couple of new audio files into the Welcome and DVD pages, which I found whilst looking for the music from 'WWTBAM?' (See the Quiz page for more information). iv) The Flash Movies page is having a makeover as there are now too darn many noisy Flash files on it. I'm not yet ready to post the revised version, but I thought I'd tell you about it so that you don't think I've been a slacker this week.
Updated 31st March 2002. What was New? All this: i) There's now a recipe page for you to find called: Cooking with Psychedelia Smith ii) A smashing animation of a robot is on the Flash Movies page. iii) A couple of fresh pix have clawed their way onto the Naked Photo Album and Arty Farty pages. iv) You'll find 26 (I kid ye not) new pages via the Words link at the top of this page, but only if you have frames running. v) My DVD collection has swollen. Read all about it on my inspirationally named DVD Collection page.
Updated 24th March 2002. What was New? All this: i) Hey! A new frame (should be there, at the top of the page) has some handy links to fresh new sub-index pages, plus: ii) A cool Flash clock I made from scratch, which times how long you've been on my site, should be ticking away above. iii) Some pictures from my recent trips to the fine city of London (and there's been a lot, given that I don't even like the place all that much) can be found if you look in the right place. iv) Minor additions to the Flash Movies, Dog Faced Boy and Furry Friends pages. And, er, I've updated this page too, with this information. But something tells me that shouldn't count as news really.
Updated 20th March 2002. What was New? All this: i) I've posted fresh meat for the Indie Magazine Page in the shape of two columns written for the April 2002 edition. ii) Some little tweaks. But less of my private life... iii) But seriously folks, The Naked Photo Album pages has been cleaned up a bit. And my DVD list has been refreshed.
Updated 17th March 2002. What was New? All this: i) Only a couple of tiddlers this weekend. I've been busy with real-life for once. First off is a picture of Something I killed on the Naked 'Photo Album page. ii) A few new movies have made it onto my DVD page, and there's been very minor changes to my Bond Bug-gery and Wheels of Fire pages.
Updated 10th March 2002. What was New? All this: i) A f(re/la)sh animation is now at the top of the main Index page, and somewhere on the Flash Movies page. It features me, holding a picture of me, holding a picture of me, holding... etc. I'm so self-obsessed I'm even stalking myself. ;oP ii) I've finished lots of revamps, including some buttons to switch between the frames and non-frames versions of my site, and lots of thumbnail pix have been compressed to improve loading speeds. iii) Both the Wheels of Fire and Sofa of Fun pages have been tidied up. A lot. And the On-line Shop page has some new 'net-sourced animated gifs. Thrilling hur? iv) There's a new secret page for you to sniff out. v) Finally, find out if I look cute as I sleep on the Videoramascope page.
Updated 3rd March 2002. What was New? All this: i) New links added to the main Index pages, which will take you to some external sites 'of interest'. ii) Minor additions to the Book of the...Whatever page, including a link to the web site of Danny Wallace, co-author of 'Are you Dave Gorman?'. iii) Some naughty pictures, like this one, have been posted...somewhere. Find them if you can. iv) I decided I wanted to introduce a new random element to my otherwise regimented (ha!) web pages. The Random page and Random flash link are the result. Two clicks are never alike... v) New sounds abound. Try my e-mporium on-line shop page for example. vi) Finally, a new animation graces the Opening page.
Updated 23rd February 2002. What was New? All this: i) More sexy girls draped over me for money now appear on the Naked Photo Album pages. ii) If you click on a link to e-mail me you'll now have a subject already in the subject line. Not a big deal, but a handy feature for me to see which page you're mailing from. iii) This page now has a selection of links, somewhere on the left.
Updated 16th February 2002. What was New? All this: i) Several new hidden pages have been posted up. Try to find them if you can! ii) There's a great (well, I think so) animation on the main Index page. And on the Movies page too. Lots of buttons to click and silly pictures of me to giggle at. And who could ask for more? iii) There's a shot of me in (or close to, technically) Gibraltar taken last weekend on the Naked Photo Album page. It's not what you think... iv) There's a new sound to enjoy cowering on the Information page.
Updated 10th February 2002. What was New? All this: i) The Indie page has had a lot of new items added to it, in the shape of some of my adverts and early columns for it. ii) The main Index page, and others, have had major design work applied to them. The Index page, for example, now features proper text links to the rest of the site. iii) A new animation on the Wheels of Fire page has also made it onto the Flash Movies page. iv) The Book of the... page has been expanded with a couple more Dave Gorman related things. v) The Arty Farty, Information, Naked Photo Album and Sofa of Fun pages have also had a small addition or two.
Updated 3rd February 2002. What was New? All this: i) Yet another bloomin' new page! V I D E O R A M A S C O P E is all about my films. Which I make. Not just a dumb-ass collection of titles of films. (For a dumb-ass collection of titles of films, see my DVD page). ii) The Book of the...whatever page has been extended to include the strange tale of a page of a book which was scanned, e-mailed, printed, signed, scanned, e-mailed and posted onto the Internet. I know of no other frontispiece this has ever happened to. iii) Various little additions. Mostly links to the V I D E O R A M A S C O P E page, but also a fresh Flash animation on the Flash Movies page.
Updated 27th January 2002. What was New? All this: i) I've posted a not so little (2Mb!) video movie I made with my new camcorder at the ancient Waylands Smithy tomb near Oxford. It can be downloaded by clicking here. ii) A new animation has been added to the Information and Flash Movies pages. iii) The Book of the Day / Week / Month / Whatever feature has been moved off of the Index page onto a page of it's own. iv) The DVD page has been slightly updated. I bought Momento you see.
Updated 16th January 2002. What was New? All this: i) Yet another new page, this time giving information about the making of my site, is accessible from the 'INFO' button on the main Index page, or by clicking this full stop . ii) Another Indie magazine column has been posted! There was nothing wrong with the last one, I just had a sudden inspiration and bashed off this one about camcorders for the March issue.
Updated 12th January 2002. What was New? All this: i) Great new 'CLICK HERE' feature! Click on the link to the left, or if you can't see that, the new Click Here icon on the main Index page. ii) New 'View from my room' page has been added, accessible from the Naked Photo Album page. It has lots of new pictures to admire. iii) Many graphics have been cut down in file size to speed loading on slower connections. iv) February 2002s offering to the God of Indie Magazine is now to be found on the world-famous Indie Magazine page. v) Many animations have been touched-up. Oh I say. vi) Lots of new pictures and words of a disposable nature are on the Naked Photo Album page. See things there you'll not see anywhere else in the world! vii) New links and bits-n-bobs on the Bond Bug-gery page.
Updated 6th January 2002. What was New? All this: i) Great new Web-cam feature! Click on the link to the left, or if you can't see that, the fresh Web-cam icon on the main Index page. ii) A few old animations have been revisited to improve or change them. A bit. iii) A new 'Under 18?' warning page has been added to the Aylesbury with Bob & Curly page. iv) The whole site has had another revamp. Lot's of odds-n-ends have been fixed. |
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