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Quote of the Day/Week/Month/Whatever "All you have to do is act like normal people, and they can't tell the difference. You just talk with them about the dull things they're interested in, and they eat it up. It's no trick at all to imitate them." - J.A. Meyer

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Internal: August 31st 2002. A little 1,065k 'prequel' I made with my Fuji A201 digicam and MGI software. It was shot at a microcar rally and can be downloaded by clicking here. Or, perhaps click here for a 2Mb home movie I shot on Super8 in about 1992. It's 'rewarding'.	External: A very amusing web page about a guys arguments with his German girlfriend can be found by clicking on this text. Now it's also a book! In a word: Damn. (I wish I was this funny)
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