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Be warned! These pages contain a unique working scratch and sniff section, the unnecessary use of the word 'arse' in a comedy context and some photographs which, frankly, you may never recover from seeing. Ok, in you come, but don't say I didn't warn you . . .

Some well chosen small print to ignore: A note for those visiting from their works PC: Most of the following pages also contain embedded sounds and music, so now may be a good time to turn the volume on your speakers way down. Or perhaps all the way off?

Please use a 56kbps or faster connection, and at least a 800 x 600 pixel (1024 x 768 recommended) full-colour screen to enjoy this site. Because of the Self-Scaling Pictures featured on the site, other resolutions are also catered for, but run it 'full-screen' if you can.

Also, if you're caught up in someone else's pesky frame structure, feel free to use this handy link to break free. Go on. Be a devil.

Or, if you know your sad browser doesn't do The Frames Thing, you can click here to visit a fully-frame-free version of my site.