Select a page from this lovely 'pull-down' list ---> MAIN INDEX PAGE...................... Fairly simple, this one! An index of my sites...see? WHAT'S NEW PAGE.................. Make a wild guess what this page could be about FEEDBACK PAGE....................... Go on, tell me what you think of all this dumb stuff THE SOFA OF FUN..................... A kind of selection of things, generally FLASH MOVIES............................ See the groovy animations I make JONATHAN CREEK.................... A bloody good programme the BBC make! ARTY FARTY PAGE................... Your chance to see things I've made and drawn THE WHEELS OF FIRE............. The ins-and-outs of building my Kitcar BOND BUGGERY........................ The joy of owning a freaky car that's older than I am DOG FACED BOY........................ Some of my writings and thoughts (MORE BELOW) INDIE MAGAZINE......................... Some of my writings for Indie Magazine A'BURY WITH BOB & CURLY. Two teddy bears take you on a tour of this historic town NAKED PHOTO ALBUM............ It does exactly what it says on the tin JUDITHS BEARS OF DOOM... So-called 'Cuddly' Toys and their evil plans ONLINE SHOP!............................. T-shirts, Posters, all sorts of goodies to treasure forever! A TALE OF MONKEYS............... Surreal stuff from other people. E-mail me your story! T.M.T.O.M.H.................................... IS WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW! DVD COLLECTION....................... My digitally enhanced film recommendations INFORMATION............................... A little about my web site and its history

Hi, thank you for visiting the 'Too Much Time On My Hands' page.

This page is no-longer a work-in-progress. Although it's finished, please call again. That's if you feel your feeble human frame can take the enormous physiological strain of viewing it more than once.

You know how it is. The impulse purchase of a neon light in a 'Gadget Shop' as a Christmas gift for a friend. A bored moment at home. The sudden recollection of a Judo suit in the garage... I imagine it happens time and again up and down the country. Please dear God, don't let it just be me. Anyway, it all started with the picture below, and them promptly spiralled out of control in an orgy of green lighting and face pulling. In the end I put the lamp back in it's box and handed it over without regrets*. There would, I said to myself, be other lamps. Perhaps lilac next time. (Click here to discover if my prophecy came true!)

Be aware, this page may leave you feeling dirty.

Now take a shower.

The fine thanks print:
The images used on this page are the copyright property of Paul Smith © 2002. Any unauthorised borrowing, lending, reselling, showing, viewing on an oil-rig, rebinding, pointing-at-and-laughing-at, theft, use, misuse, abuse, running, ducking, bombing or heavy petting will be considered an Act Of War. In this situation I shall being the full force of the British legal system to bare against you. Pointy-end first. I do have a solicitor and I know how to use him.
Thanks.

If you think this page is in anyway good, please e-mail me, and I'll try to get you some help.

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*In the end I couldn't go through with it. He'd seen this page, and I couldn't, in all honesty, give him a gift that he knew had been in my mouth. Sorry Gavin. For Christmas I gave him a nice, drool-free book instead.