Paul Smith T-Shirts of Taste and Distinction

THE ORIGINAL
The Paul Smith who owns this web site is NOT the famous designer. He's just 'a bloke'. Click here to e-mail him.
T-SHIRTS OF
TASTE AND
DISTINCTION!

20/2/05 - I'M NOT CURRENTLY TAKING T-SHIRT ORDERS!
PLEASE DO NOT PLACE AN ORDER AT THIS TIME!

Brought to you by the genius behind www.Snaps And Bytes.co.uk, these unique shirts are 100% cotton and are machine washable. Because of the nature of the transfer, caution must be used when ironing, or while wearing one in a hazardous environment.

All T-Shirts are available for just £9.99 each (unless otherwise stated), in Small, Medium, Large and Extra Large sizes. Postage and packaging to an address in the UK is just £2.00 per order. Please allow 28 days for delivery. International deliveries areavailable on request.

Any of my own images frommy personal siteare available on a
T-Shirt. PleaseE-mail meyour requests, or for more information.

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T-Shirt 001 - My tongue is both my best friend and my worst enemy.

T-Shirt 001. MY TONGUE IS BOTH MY BEST FRIEND AND MY WORST ENEMY
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T-Shirt 002 - Bob a.k.a. The Bobster.

T-Shirt 002. BOB a.k.a. THE BOBSTER

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T-Shirt 003 - Bomb Aylesbury.

T-Shirt 003. BOMB AYLESBURY

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T-Shirt 004 - The Village People want YOU.

T-Shirt 004. THE VILLAGE PEOPLE WANT YOU

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T-Shirt 005 - Warning: Evil inside.

T-Shirt 005. WARNING: EVIL INSIDE

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T-Shirt 006 - Marilyn's head in a jar.

T-Shirt 006. MARILYN'S HEAD IN A JAR
CLICK HERE TO SEE A PHOTOGRAPH OF THIS T-SHIRT

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T-Shirt 007 (front) - Die Di.

T-Shirt 007-Front. DIE, DI

T-Shirt 007 (rear) - Die Di.

T-Shirt 007-Back. DIE, DI
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T-Shirt 008 - Atomic.

T-Shirt 008. ATOMIC
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T-Shirt 009 - Nutter inside.

T-Shirt 009. NUTTER INSIDE

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T-Shirt 010 - Bald men are people too.

T-Shirt 010. BALD MEN ARE PEOPLE TOO

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T-Shirt 011 - Stop (looking at my breasts).

T-Shirt 011. STOP (LOOKING AT MY BREASTS)

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T-Shirt 012 - The Force is strong in this one.

T-Shirt 012. THE FORCE IS STRONG IN THIS ONE

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T-Shirt 013 - Paul Smith.

T-Shirt 013. PAUL SMITH LOGO (I could get in trouble for this one, but dammit, it IS my name too!)

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T-Shirt 014 - Kiss my furry arachnid butt.

T-Shirt 014. KISS MY FURRY ARACHNID BUTT

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T-Shirt 015 - Well Sound.

T-Shirt 015. WELL SOUND

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T-Shirt 016 - The Wicker Man.

T-Shirt 016. THE WICKER MAN

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T-Shirt 017 - Stop me if you're a Dave Gorman.

T-Shirt 017. STOP ME IF YOU'RE A DAVE GORMAN

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T-Shirt 018 - Passport photo hell.

T-Shirt 018. PASSPORT PHOTO HELL

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T-Shirt 019 - Barcelona Heads.

T-Shirt 019. BARCELONA HEADS

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T-Shirt 020 - See anything you like?

T-Shirt 020. SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE?

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T-Shirt 021 - Dancing girl.

T-Shirt 021. DANCING GIRL

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T-Shirt 022 - Evil inside.

T-Shirt 022. EVIL INSIDE

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T-Shirt 023 - Barcelona street art.

T-Shirt 023. BARCELONA STREET ART

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T-Shirt 024 - Bad Girl?

T-Shirt 024. BAD GIRL

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T-Shirt 025 - Lamb Curry.

T-Shirt 025. LAMB CURRY

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T-Shirt 026 - Beer Temple.

T-Shirt 026. BEER TEMPLE

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T-Shirt 027 - Boobs.

T-Shirt 027. BOOBS

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T-Shirt 028 - Clingfilm Pants.

T-Shirt 028. ARE YOU WEARING CLINGFILM PANTS? I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS

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T-Shirt 029 - Advertise Here.

T-Shirt 029. ADVERTISE HERE

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T-Shirt 030 - I'm not Mad (and I have the Gerbil to prove it).

T-Shirt 030. I'M NOT MAD

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T-Shirt 031 - Really nice brests.

T-Shirt 031. REALLY NICE BREASTS (ARE NO GRAUANTEE OF A REWARDING RELATIONSHIP, BUT THEY CAN HELP)

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T-Shirt 032 - I will spend your money.

T-Shirt 032. I WILL SPEND YOUR MONEY (ON A FIRST DATE)

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T-Shirt 033 - Fetish Babe.

T-Shirt 033. Fetish Babe

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T-Shirt 034 - My killings only seem random!

T-Shirt 034. MY KILLINGS ONLY SEEM RANDOM!

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T-Shirt 035 - Puppy Love - They can arrest you for it.

T-Shirt 035. PUPPY LOVE - THEY CAN ARREST YOU FOR IT

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T-Shirt 036 - Do you do Voodoo?

T-Shirt 036. DO YOU DO VOODOO?

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T-Shirt 037 - I helped the police do a finger-tip search.

T-Shirt 037. I HELPED THE POLICE DO A FINGER-TIP SEARCH. (I DIDN'T FIND ANY THOUGH)

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T-Shirt 038 - Fun Bug - Bond Bug - 70's retro.

T-Shirt 038. FUN BUG - BOND BUG - 70'S RETRO. Small text: 2 aircraft seats. Lift-up, aircraft-type cockpit cover. Rustproof body. Most exciting new car idea in years!

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T-Shirt 039 - I'm no stranger to Sapphic love.

T-Shirt 039. I'M NO STRANGER TO SAPPHIC LOVE

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T-Shirt 040 - Water.

T-Shirt 040. WATER

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T-Shirt 041 - Exclamation.

T-Shirt 041. EXCLAMATION

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T-Shirt 042 - The Graduate.

T-Shirt 042. THE GRADUATE

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T-Shirt 043 - Maid Service.

T-Shirt 043. MAID SERVICE

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T-Shirt 044 - Slut.

T-Shirt 044. (YOU SAY) SLUT (LIKE IT WAS A BAD THING)

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T-Shirt 045 - Kit Car - Cheap Thrills?

T-Shirt 045. KIT CAR - CHEAP THRILLS?

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T-Shirt 046 - Back off, I'm a Cyclepath.

T-Shirt 046. BACK OFF, I'M A CYCLEPATH

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T-Shirt 047 - A Dog Isn't Just For Christmas...

T-Shirt 047. A DOG ISN'T JUST FOR CHRISTMAS. YOU HAVE TO KEEP HER UNTIL YOU CAN DIVORCE THE BITCH

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T-Shirt 048 - The Disheveled look. Aimed for and Got!

T-Shirt 048. THE DISHEVELED LOOK. AIMED FOR AND GOT

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T-Shirt 049 - I'm with Stupid.

T-Shirt 049. I'M WITH STUPID

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T-Shirt 050 (front)- Feed/Wipe.

T-Shirt 050-Front. FEED/WIPE

T-Shirt 050 (rear) - Feed/Wipe.

T-Shirt 050-Rear. FEED/WIPE
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T-Shirt 051 - Train him to Obey.

T-Shirt 051. TRAIN HIM TO OBEY

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T-Shirt 052 - Scream.

T-Shirt 052. SCREAM

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T-Shirt 053 - Species.

T-Shirt 053. I WOULDN'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY SPECIES THAT'D HAVE ME AS A MEMBER

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T-Shirt 054 - All T-Shirt Slogans Suck!

T-Shirt 054. ALL T-SHIRT SLOGANS SUCK!

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T-Shirt 055 - Ask me, I might!

T-Shirt 055. ASK ME, I MIGHT! (BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, MAYBE I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND WEAR IT AS A HAT)

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T-Shirt 056 - I need a man who is... / ...And no, you just won't do in the meantime.

T-Shirt 056. I WANT A MAN WHO IS... / ...AND NO, YOU JUST WON'T DO IN THE MEANTIME)

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T-Shirt 057 - Keep Off The Grass.

T-Shirt 057. KEEP OFF THE GRASS)

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T-Shirt 058 - If you see free me in public...

T-Shirt 058. IF YOU SEE ME FREE IN PUBLIC, PLEASE INFORN THE AUTHORITIES AT ONCE

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T-Shirt 059 - Masters favourite little Pet

T-Shirt 059. MASTERS FAVOURITE LITTLE PET

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T-Shirt 060 - By the time you've finished reading this...

T-Shirt 60. BY THE TIME YOU'VE FINISHED READING THIS, MY MATE WILL HAVE PICKED YOUR POCKET

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T-Shirt 061 - If you're going to stare...

T-Shirt 61.IF YOU'RE GOING TO STARE AT MY TITS, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS BUY ME A DRINK

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T-Shirt 062 - I gave my boyfriend the best...

T-Shirt 62. I GAVE MY BOYFRIEND THE BEST B---JOB OF HIS LIFE, AND ALL HE GAVE ME WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT (AND A TISSUE)

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T-Shirt 063 - (18) Logo

T-Shirt 63. (18) LOGO

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T-Shirt 064 - BDSM - It's good to have a hobby.

T-Shirt 64. BDSM - IT'S GOOD TO HAVE A HOBBY

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T-Shirt 065 - I pull the heads off of Dollies.

T-Shirt 65. I PULL THE HEADS OFF OF DOLLIES

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T-Shirt 066 - Don't have a Blinkered view of Ponygirls.

T-Shirt 66. DON'T HAVE A BLINKERED VIEW OF PONYGIRLS

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T-Shirt 067 - Why are there no Gays in Star Trek?

T-Shirt 67. WHY ARE THERE NO GAYS IN STAR TREK?

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T-Shirt 068 - I'm here to meet Girls!

T-Shirt 68. I'M HERE TO MEET GIRLS!

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T-Shirt 069 - I learnt an important lesson today,
and this time no one had to die.

T-Shirt 69. I LEARNT AN IMPORTANT LESSON TODAY, AND THIS TIME NO ONE HAD TO DIE

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T-Shirt 070 - Live Faust, Die Jung.

T-Shirt 70. LIVE FAUST, DIE JUNG

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T-Shirt 071 - Adam Twoswords had that most dangerous of things...

T-Shirt 71. ADAM TWOSWORDS HAD THAT MOST DANGEROUS OF THINGS: FUNNY PARENTS

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T-Shirt 072 - Please don't say *slut* like it was a bad thing.

T-Shirt 72. PLEASE DON'T SAY *SLUT* LIKE IT WAS A BAD THING
CLICK HERE TO SEE A PHOTOGRAPH OF THIS T-SHIRT

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T-Shirt 073 - Plugged?

T-Shirt 73. PLUGGED?

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T-Shirt 074 - TOY.

T-Shirt 73. TOY

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T-Shirt 075 - Geocachers do it with lunchboxes in the woods.

T-Shirt 75. GEOCACHERS DO IT WITH LUNCHBOXES IN THE WOODS.

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T-Shirt 076 - I am a 'caching GOD!

T-Shirt 76. I AM A 'CACHING GOD!

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T-Shirt 077 - Born to Geocache!

T-Shirt 77. BORN TO GEOCACHE!

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T-Shirt 078 - It's a t-shirt, not an anorak!

T-Shirt 78. IT'S A T-SHIRT, NOT AN ANORAK!

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T-Shirt 079 - Pink Thing!

T-Shirt 79. PINK THING!

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T-Shirt 080 - The Doctor is in the house!

T-Shirt 80. THE DOCTOR IS IN THE HOUSE!

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